Just when you think the Blogging Tories couldn't get any dumber, they manage to defy expectations. The latest blast of douchebaggery comes from Small Dead Brains where Kate has managed to seize upon the recent spate of gun violence in American churches.
Normally, after a shooting spree, the conversation between a normal person and a Blogging Tory goes something like this:
Normal Person: This is tragic.
BT: What's tragic is that the Communist Fiberals won't let us defend ourselves by carrying concealed automatic weapons.
Normal Person: Don't you think it's a little dangerous to have everyone walking around with concealed weapons?
BT: Fuck you, leftard.
Normal Person: Umm, that's not really an argument.
BT: Heil Hitler.
Normal Person: What did you say??
BT: HAROOJAHHH
Normal Person: That's not even a word.
After the recent tragic shootings the the YWAM in Arvada and the New Life Church in Colorado Springs (not to mention the mall shooting in Omaha), I was hopeful that usual right-wing cries for further weaponization would be muted by the obvious absurdity of suggesting that ordinary churchgoers should carry concealed weapons and use them to blow away potential attackers in the middle of their congregation. Absurdity be damned, says Kate - arm 'em all!
Referring to a story about Pastor Boyd praising a security guard for shooting the New Life attacker, Kate starts off by complaining:
Here's a detail they may have left out of your morning news. I know they left it out of mine.
Oooooh, those sneaky moonbats at....CNN. Trying to slip that story by you by posting it on their website...how frightfully devious of them! And she ends with this steaming turd of anti-intellectual tripe:
When you legislate gun-free zones, only the mass murderers have guns.
The very thought of Blogging Tories and SDA commenters running around with concealed weapons should make us all profoundly scared. Because when you arm the Blogging Tories, only the idiots have guns.
