Let's take a quick look at the McCain campaign's latest greatest hits, shall we?
Lipstick On A Pig: The RNC disclosed that it spent $150,000 of campaign money (donated by Joe The Idiots everywhere) to buy clothes for Sarah Palin and her family at Saks Fifth Avenue and Nieman Marcus. And the highest paid person in the entire McCain campaign? Amy Strozzi (Palin's make-up stylist) who was paid $22,000 for just 2 weeks work in October, more than McCain's own chief foreign policy advisor Randy Scheunemann.
Crazy Runs In The Family: John McCain's 66 year old baby brother Joe decided to call 911 to complain about traffic.
Operator: 911 state your emergency
McCain: It's not an emergency but do you know why on one side at the damn drawbridge of 95traffic is stopped for 15 minutes and yet traffic's coming the other way?
Operator: Sir, are you calling 911 to complain about traffic? (pause)
McCain: "(Expletive) you." (caller hangs up)
The 911 operator then called McCain back and left a message admonishing him for misusing the emergency service, after which he actually called 911 back to complain again!The New "Face Of The Campaign":
By now, everyone is aware of the sad, sordid tale of self-mutilating wingnut Ashley Todd. Cruising around Pittsburgh, this dopey McCain campaign worker claimed to have been assaulted by a black Obama supporter who carved a (backwards) "B" into her face. The B, as it turns out, stands for Bullshit. After receiving sympathy calls from both John McCain and Sarah Palin, Todd admitted the whole story was made up. She is now behind bars herself. And, surprise, surprise...the McCain campaign may have been involved in pushing the whole hoax onto the media.
One wonders whether old man McCain even wants to win this thing anymore...
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Haha. This campaign seems to be degenerating at an alarming pace. Even I have started to believe Obama will win. There's a good post over at the science blog Pharyngula about Sarah Palin's latest assault on intellect (the fruit flies comment). Can they really believe this stuff will turn it around?
MD - Yeah, Keith Olbermann had an interesting little piece on the "fruit fly" comment as well. Enemies of science always seem to invoke such animal studies to make them seem esoteric and irrelevant. The Sarah Palins (and other anti-intellectuals) of the world never consider that this type of research might one day benefit the very "special needs children" that she claims to support.
hey lefty, at least Sarah doe not associate with perverts and called him a father figure....look up frank marshall davies, pen name bob green...he likes 13 year old girls....remember the youth dont vote, he found that out in new hamshire, so did mgovern who had as many large gathering as ur hero...
Speaking of anti-intellectuals...
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