Judging from the amount of right-wing self-fellating going on today, I have to conclude the following about what Republicans want in a VP.
A VP should:
- Wink a lot
- Enunciate poorly
- Use empty catch phrases and blue collar jingo in every sentence
- Use quotes out of context
- Be able to recite talking points, while demonstrating little to no understanding of issues
- Lapse into incoherency from time to time
"That is not so, but because that's just a quick answer, I want to talk about, again, my record on energy versus your ticket's energy ticket, also."Well said, also.
"One thing that Americans do at this time, also, though, is let's commit ourselves just every day American people, Joe Six Pack, hockey moms across the nation, I think we need to band together and say never again. Never will we be exploited and taken advantage of again by those who are managing our money and loaning us these dollars."Yes! Damn you, people lending us these...dollars. Doggone it, what'chya need is a team of mavericks who, with, reformin' and also rejiggimifyin' the whole White House thingy. Also! *wink*
